“There’s a crack in everything […] that’s how the light gets in”

R.I.P. Leonard Cohen died yesterday at 82

Oh, boy…I feel like nothing’s going to trump what just happened in the U.S. today

Mock Rejection Letter

Dear Mr. Kennelly:

Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Acme Inc. outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applications, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

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